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Thursday, October 31, 2013

Baby Got Book


Here's a Christian parody of Sir Mix-a-Lot's "Baby Got Back"




Baby Got Book


glossary for non-Christians: 

"bad place": meaning hell or Gehenna
Bill Hybels: Founder & Senior Pastor of Willow Creek Community Church

"chicks that do devos": "Devos" refers to "devotions" or "devotionals" which are times of performing spiritual exercises like private prayer and Bible reading

hades: one of the New Testament Greek words referring to the abode of the dead

"heathen guys": Here "heathen" means a non-Christian

"holy kissing": This is a reference to the Bible verses where the Apostle Paul told the original readers of his letters to greet each other with a "holy kiss" (Rom. 16:16; 1 Cor. 16:20; 2 Cor. 13:12; 1 Thess. 5:26)  

John Wesley: The main founder of the Christian denomination of Methodism

KJV: The King James Version of the Bible also known as the Authorized Version of 1611

Koinonia: This is the New Testament Greek word for "fellowship"

NIV: The New International Version of the Bible

paraphrase: Paraphrases are loose renderings or translations of a statement or document

reborn: This refers to being "born again" which is statement made by Jesus in John 3:3 and 3:7. It is also a phrase especially used by Evangelical Christians
  
saved: This refers to one's spiritual salvation

Thompson chain:
This is a version of the Bible which is well known for having related Bible references next to Bible verses

"triple 6 thrown down":
This means rejecting evil, or the Devil or the anti-Christ or the Beast because it's a reference to the "666" mentioned in Rev. 13:13


All Things Are Better In Koine





Sunday, October 20, 2013

Saturday, April 6, 2013

Bannerman by Steve Taylor




Steve Taylor's original music video

One man's grinning from behind the net
Waits 'til the camera's adjusted
Don't you worry 'bout the flak you'll get?
Aren't you scared of getting busted?

The ball gets booted
It hits the crossbeam
Up goes the banner
"JOHN 3:16"

He don't worry 'bout the critics
They tow the line
He don't worry 'bout the cynics
They live to whine
He ain't gonna change the world
But he knows who can
Bannerman

Prime time football in the Buffalo snow
Freezing his little epidermis
Lifts that banner at the first field goal
Drinks clam chowder from a thermos

He's never missed a game
He never spells it wrong
He never talks back when they tell him "Move Along"

He don't worry 'bout the critics
They'll howl for days
He don't worry 'bout the cynics
They navel-gaze
He ain't gonna change the world
But he knows who can
Bannerman

Sports fans everywhere dying for a drink
But they've gotta find the well first
One man's ready with a banner and a wink
A whole lotta souls are getting well-versed

Every time I see him
I smile a little more
I can't help praying for another high score

He don't worry 'bout the critics
They'll howl for days
He don't worry 'bout the cynics
They navel-gaze
He ain't gonna change the world
But he knows who can
Bannerman

He don't worry 'bout the critics
They've met their match
He don't worry 'bout the cynics
They sniff and scratch
He ain't gonna change the world
But he knows who can
Bannerman

Lyrics taken from http://www.lyricstime.com/steve-taylor-bannerman-lyrics.html




A fan made tribute to Steve Taylor